Lancaster parishioner shocked when three Swiss Guards come to collect a twenty pence unpaid votive candle debt.
Priest Sets Swiss Guard on Man who Forgot to Pay for Votive Candle.
New Escape Room Experience based on Latin Mass announced
In a bid to attract more people to church, a Birmingham parish has created a popular Escape Room experience based around the Latin Mass.
Merged Parish Names Getting Ridiculous, says Bishop
An exasperated Bishop has spoken of his frustration at the length of merged parish names
Survey finds ‘Kingdom of God’ sought thirty ninth behind ‘peace and quiet’, ‘comfortable pants’ and ‘softer pews’.
New research has found that Catholics don’t 'seek first the Kingdom of God', in fact it comes in at number thirty nine.
New Catholic ‘Next Words’ Phone App Coming Soon
A new phone app which suggests Catholic 'next words' is set to make it easier for Catholics to send messages to each other.
Norwich Parishioner will sue if she’s sacked from volunteer role she’s done since war
Norwich Parishioner will sue if she's sacked from volunteer role she’s done since war.’ This office would fall apart without me.’ Said Irene. ’Only I know where I keep the carbon paper for the newsletters.’
Coventry Man Finally Removes Ashes from Forehead at Easter Vigil
A Coventry man, who wore his ashes throughout Lent has expressed his relief in removing them during the Easter Vigil. 'Have you any idea what that does to a family?' Remarked his devoted wife.
Barnsley Catholic Right to Feel Self-Conscious at Charismatic Prayer Group.
Local catholic, David Briton, put his self-consciousness down to nerves during his first visit to his local charismatic prayer group. Only later did he discover that in reality everyone was actually watching him intently.
Catholic Granny Killed by Landslide of Miraculous Medals.
Newbridge parishioner, Ethyl Porter, perished under a deluge of holy trinkets she had been keeping in her wardrobe. An amnesty now exists for such items.
Pope Francis Gutted that Christmas fell on a Monday This Year
Pope Francis has expressed great disappointment that Christmas fell on Monday this year, describing it as ’Rubbish!' ’It means I have to go to Mass twice in two days!'
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