Merged Parish Names Getting Ridiculous, says Bishop

An exasperated Bishop has spoken of his frustration at the length of merged parish names

New Catholic ‘Next Words’ Phone App Coming Soon

A new phone app which suggests Catholic 'next words' is set to make it easier for Catholics to send messages to each other.

Norwich Parishioner will sue if she’s sacked from volunteer role she’s done since war

Norwich Parishioner will sue if she's sacked from volunteer role she’s done since war.’ This office would fall apart without me.’ Said Irene. ’Only I know where I keep the carbon paper for the newsletters.’

Coventry Man Finally Removes Ashes from Forehead at Easter Vigil

A Coventry man, who wore his ashes throughout Lent has expressed his relief in removing them during the Easter Vigil. 'Have you any idea what that does to a family?' Remarked his devoted wife.

Barnsley Catholic Right to Feel Self-Conscious at Charismatic Prayer Group.

Local catholic, David Briton, put his self-consciousness down to nerves during his first visit to his local charismatic prayer group. Only later did he discover that in reality everyone was actually watching him intently.