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Priest Sets Swiss Guard on Man who Forgot to Pay for Votive Candle.
Lancaster parishioner shocked when three Swiss Guards come to collect a twenty pence unpaid votive candle debt.
New Escape Room Experience based on Latin Mass announced
In a bid to attract more people to church, a Birmingham parish has created a popular Escape Room experience based around the Latin Mass.
Merged Parish Names Getting Ridiculous, says Bishop
An exasperated Bishop has spoken of his frustration at the length of merged parish names
After 50 years of cake sales, Luton pensioner raises nothing for Cafod
After 50 years of cake sales, Luton pensioner raises nothing for Cafod.
Sheila Wimple, faithful parishioner of St Anthony's in Luton, has been baking cakes for Cafod and has finally broken even.
Catholic Church Voted Best at Lent in Churches Together Award Night.
The Catholic Church was shocked to receive the award for being best at Lent in an award ceremony run by ecumenical organisation Churches Together.
Norwich Parishioner will sue if she’s sacked from volunteer role she’s done since war
Norwich Parishioner will sue if she's sacked from volunteer role she’s done since war.’ This office would fall apart without me.’ Said Irene. ’Only I know where I keep the carbon paper for the newsletters.’
South London Parish Rumoured to be Trapped in Easter Vigil
Local residents fear for their relatives believed to be trapped in their parish's on-going Easter Vigil two days after it started.
Coventry Man Finally Removes Ashes from Forehead at Easter Vigil
A Coventry man, who wore his ashes throughout Lent has expressed his relief in removing them during the Easter Vigil. 'Have you any idea what that does to a family?' Remarked his devoted wife.
Newlyweds to Share With others the Blessings of Their Love. Pre-marriage Leader Worried.
Devout newlyweds from Northampton have expressed their intention to let their love shine further than just to each other. 'It sounds nice.' Said an anonymous source. 'But I've never known a couple as passive aggressive as them. Frankly they can keep that to themselves.'