Survey finds ‘Kingdom of God’ sought thirty ninth behind ‘peace and quiet’, ‘comfortable pants’ and ‘softer pews’.

New research has found that Catholics don’t 'seek first the Kingdom of God', in fact it comes in at number thirty nine.

Ecclesial Excitement as New Traditions are Incorporated into Mass

Vatican officials have confirmed that a host of new practices are to be incorporated into the Holy Mass.

New Catholic Facebook Algorithms

Church isn't just for Sunday, now it's all over your Facebook profile too.

Pope Plays Life-Size Chess with Cardinals, says Cardinal Queen.

An anonymous Cardinal has alleged that the Pope uses high ranking Church officials during games of life-size chess against other religious leaders.

Pope ‘Why am I the only one who washes the recycling in whole of Vatican!?’

An anonymous source has revealed that Pope Francis is 'sick to death of being the only one who takes care of the recycling at the Vatican.'

Pope Francis Gutted that Christmas fell on a Monday This Year

Pope Francis has expressed great disappointment that Christmas fell on Monday this year, describing it as ’Rubbish!' ’It means I have to go to Mass twice in two days!'

New Insight Finds God in Ivory Tower

New research by the conservative think tank, The Institute of Dogma and Fidelity, also known as ‘Control-Right’, has determined that God does indeed dwell in an ivory tower.

Final Judgement likely to be a Latin test, says top Cardinal

In a surprise addition to the received wisdom of the church, Cardinal Friedrichstein of the Vatican’s Eschatology Commission, has declared that salvation may rest on our knowledge of Latin.